Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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