party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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