Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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