how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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