It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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