why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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