It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
