So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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