So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Come share oat with me in your robe
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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