Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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