We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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