He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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