how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
