He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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