Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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