Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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