i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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