That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
dude. I can hear the air.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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