bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
