Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Is it because I queefed?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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