well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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