I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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