I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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