Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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