do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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