i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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