Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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