listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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