...so i touched it.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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