They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Randomize
