So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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