i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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