My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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