scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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