If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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