It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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