He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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