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This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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