Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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