why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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