When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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