Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
