I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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