How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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