just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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