She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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