Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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