So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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