real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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