So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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