You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
