thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Randomize
