wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
