I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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